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Ok...so it's been quite a while since I last posted...work and life have been very busy. I am not full of too much wisdom or knowledge...just this tidbit that I gleaned from http://www.pagetutor.com/ Enjoy... jimbo The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man The questions are: 1. What are you thinking about? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses. Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: 1. Baseball. (Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!") Question # 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include: 1. I suppose so. Question # 3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are: 1. Compared to what? Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include: 1. Yes, but you have a better personality Question #5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.") No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines: She....Would you get married again?
I am still alive...and still have my birthday! Hunter's mom saw him yesterday morning...and she thought that his mohawk was "cute". A lot better than I expected from her...I have learned to expect the complete opposite of what the rest of humanity would say...so I was prepared...but this time I was pleasantly surprised when her comments where so low-key...and I am pretty sure that Hunter was too...he was positive that she would fly off the handle... I am really enjoying the screen porch of the rental that we are living in now. I can sit out here, drink my coffee, enjoy the semi-clean air and sudo-relax in the morning...minus the bugs that I experience on the back deck. Unfortunately, I will have to return to my regular office schedule next week...so no more lazy mornings on the porch or deck...BUT I will get to sleep all night! jimbo jwillmore's blog | 729 reads
I am in SO much trouble! Hunter begged, he pleaded, he whined, but he didn't cry...he DID threaten...so I gave in...he now has a mohawk...his mother hasn't seen it yet...but she will in the morning at 10 when she picks them up for the day...shit...what's the worst thing that can happen? Divorce me? Take my house? Take half of my paycheck? She's already done all of that shit...the only thing left is take away my birthday...and only my mother can do that! jimbo jwillmore's blog | read more | 655 reads
I am looking for a white flag...got one that I can borrow? It has been one crazy summer in my world...between being on the road for work too much, being short a few engineers/admins in our group, moving, Christy being 350 miles away from me AND trying to be a full time single parent...I am about ready to throw in the towel. I don't know how much longer I can do this! The upside is that I am not on the road for at least 2 weeks...the kids have the Boys and Girls Club every afternoon and Vacation Bible School every night this week...just leaves me to get through the morning each day...oh yeah...and stay up all night while I am on-call... I don't mean to bitch...my life could be much worse... jimbo
Where the hell have I been? I have had the most crazy/insane/stressfull/fun month of my life. Not sure where to start...I'll just lay it out...I sold the house...moved to a rental...went on vacation for 2 weeks...came home and have a mess to unpack...that covers a lot of shit...not much details...if you really want to know...you will contact me... jimbo
FOR SALE Yep that's right, the house is for sale...the first one with $126,900 can take her. Don't really want to go into details, but lets just leave it at...divorce sucks... It's been quite a while since I have blogged and I apologize for that...life has kept me pretty busy lately...with kids, work, the house and my attempt to have a life, I haven't found much time to blog...sorry... more later... jimbo
Hey Jim... GF7.0 vs W1.0 A letter to tech support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child procesing that took up alot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information.
Happy Day after Valentines reader...I know who you are...and you aren't going to get away with it any more! I have your IP address, I have your MAC Address, I have your XP serial number! Work and kids continue to pull me through life like a driverless dog sled. I was all the way to Cotton, MN today before I got a call that Abi had a fever and couldn't stay at preschool any longer...I got her into the doctor this afternoon and she has strep...so she gets to stay home tomorrow with daddy...the boys are going to be next...and then me...just in time for our weekend in the cities next weekend...arg...it's just life's way of telling me to give up and go away... On the bright side...oh yeah...there isn't one... jimbo
Ever seem to have one of those days? Yeah me too...it's been one of those weeks. I hope to put a stop to it with a short work day tomorrow and a nice quiet weekend at home. Think that it will happen? Sit back and wait! jimbo
For everyone who has ever received or given an evaluation, just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations...(hit read more for complete list) 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig." jwillmore's blog | read more | 828 reads |
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